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"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear." - Copy to Clipboard
-- Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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