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Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]

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"I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands." - Copy to Clipboard

  --  Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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