I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn't eat so much. by Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]

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-- Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]

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