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"Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go 'Whoa! Whoa!' and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in." - Copy to Clipboard
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-- Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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