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Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]

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"A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them be real quiet, then open a door and there's the monster, sound asleep." - Copy to Clipboard

  --  Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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