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Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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"I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye." -
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Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."
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"Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way."
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