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Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]

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"The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker who came through, trying to peddle 'hair restorer.' He took everyone's money in a poker game, so when he tried to sell the bottles of hair restorer, nobody had any money left to buy it!" - Copy to Clipboard

  --  Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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