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Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]

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"If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. 'Wait a minute! I thought WE won!'" - Copy to Clipboard

  --  Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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