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| Top 5 quotes from Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] |
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"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy."
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"Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that's the least effective on me is a kind of clicking noise."
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"Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING?!"
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"I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?!"
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"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear."
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| Top 5 quotes from Death, Sin |
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