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"I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped!"
"Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."
"Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake."
"I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!"
"Jesus was a typical man - they always say they'll come back but you never see them again."
"THREE wise men - are you serious?"
"Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is."
"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends."
"Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece."
"There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance."
"Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!"
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
"Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."
"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
"When I glimpse the backs of women's knees I seem to hear the first movement of Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony."
"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap."
"The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart."
"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember."