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QuoteWorld :: Stupidity :: Woody Allen
Quotes by Woody Allen in Stupidity category:
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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" 3.8333 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out." 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Be alert... the world needs more lerts." 4.6000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I had an IQ test. The results came back negative." 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear." 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses." Rate this Quote
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." Rate this Quote


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