Stupidity quotes by Groucho Marx

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Quotes by Groucho Marx in Stupidity category:

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"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."
"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana."
"If you want to know where God is ask a drunk."
"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."
"24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?"
"Patience is the art of finding something else to do."
"While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery."
"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light."
"If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham."
"This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach."
"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it."
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."