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QuoteWorld :: Stupidity :: Dennis Miller
Quotes by Dennis Miller in Stupidity category:
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"Looking at Capitol Hill is like looking at that Escher picture of the wild geese flying together: makes no fucking sense and occasionally shits on your head." 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped." 3.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching." 1.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat." 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote


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