Stupidity quotes by Abraham Maslow

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"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."
"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone..."
"Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice."
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished."
"He was all over the road, and I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
"A van backed through my windscreen into my wife's face."
"I collided with a stationary lorry coming the other way."
"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it."
"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have."
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and drove into the river."
"The telephone pole was approaching fast and I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front."
"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows."
"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
"It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb."
"The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg."
"Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture."