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"Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped."
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you."
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."
"Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics."
"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection."
"The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead."
"Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time."
"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"
"I once knew a woman who offered her honor So I honored her offer And all night long I was on her and off her."
"An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets."
"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on."
"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."
"I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now."
"I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week."
"Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head."