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QuoteWorld :: Sanity :: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
Quotes by Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] in Sanity category:
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"If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised." 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, 'You know what will save the world? You're holding it in your hand.' And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are peanuts. Then when he looks up, the first scientist is being taken away to the insane asylum." 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote


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