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"I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays."
"Traveler: "God has been mighty good to your fields, Mr. Farmer." Farmer: "You should have seen how he treated them when I wasn't around."
"I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him."
"There are three religious truths: 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters."
"Not all religion is to be found in the church, any more than all knowledge is found in the classroom."
"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned."
"God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God. "Well, how about Mercury?" "No, it's too hot there." "Okay," said St. Peter, "what about Earth?" "No," said God, "They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it."
"The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother."