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"It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class."
"It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage."
"Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were."
"I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home."
"The most beautiful view is the one I share with you."
"You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry."
"Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you."
"I've fallen in love many times... always with you."
"Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind."
"What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you."
"Within you I lose myself... Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again."
"I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you."
"Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."
"If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag."
"The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book."
"There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August."
"Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number."
"Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them."
"Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending."
"God gives us dreams a size too big so that we can grow in them."
"The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle."
"It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not."
"Success comes in cans, not cant's."
"The best way to gain self-confidence is to do what you are afraid to do."
"The difference between try and triumph is a little umph."
"When the world says, "Give up," Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
"There is no telling how many miles you will have to run while chasing a dream."
"A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted."
"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."
"Today is the last day of some of your life."
"Without geography, you're nowhere."
"It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."
"I plan on living forever. So far, so good."
"And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"
"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football."
"The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg."
"A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes."
"Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use?"
"One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying."
"A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report."
"Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive."
"Don't take your organs to heaven with you. Heaven knows we need them here."
"Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet."
"People who look through keyholes are apt to get the idea that most things are keyhole shaped."
"If you're being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade."
"Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?"
"The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it."
"A hole is nothing at all, but you can still break your neck in it."
"There are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the truth."
"It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe."
"When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave."
"There's more to the truth than just the facts."
"Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole."
"You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into."
"You can't fall off the floor."
"Epigrams succeed where epics fail."
"Democracy was getting old anyway."
"Which is worse, screwing an intern or screwing the country?"
"I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway."
"One person, one vote.* (*May not apply in all states.)"
"Bush and Gore make me want to Ralph!"
"Hail to the thief!"
"Don't blame me. I voted with the majority."
"I don't have to like Bush to love America."
"America: Where a little thing like a majority won't get in the way of democracy!"
"If you can read this, you're not the president."
"If every vote counts, then count every vote!"
"Re-elect President Gore."
"Count ballots, not judges."
"Now we know what Daddy bought George W. for Christmas."
"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, Love leaves a memory no one can steal."
"None are so blind as those who will not see."
"Spirituality is... the awareness that survival is the savage fight between you and yourself."
"He was a "how" thinker, not an "if" thinker."
"It is not how busy you are, but why you are busy - the bee is praised, the mosquito is swatted."
"I know not what the future holds, but I know who holds the future."
"Unless we change direction, we are likely to end up where we are going."
"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."
"It's not enough to have a dream, unless you're willing to pursue it. It's not enough to know what's right, unless you're strong enough to do it. It's not enough to learn the truth, unless you also learn to live it. It's not enough to reach for love, unless you care enough to give it."
"Please be patient. God has not finished with me yet."
"A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart."
"I didn't know I'd have to be torn down before I could be built up."