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QuoteWorld :: Peace :: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
Quotes by Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] in Peace category:
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"How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak." 4.5833 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I'd glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised. 'Wait a minute! I thought WE won!'" 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote


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