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Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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"If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors."
"If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party."
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