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QuoteWorld :: Justice :: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
Quotes by Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] in Justice category:
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"Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books." 3.7368 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, 'Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron!' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink." 4.6923 average rating Rate this Quote


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