Insults quotes by Mark Twain

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Quotes by Mark Twain in Insults category:

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"I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why."
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed..."
"Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brain. So far you are correct. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat - at least, not with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair usual average, I should judge that a couple of whales would be all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply good middling-sized whales."
"Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed."
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."