Insults quotes by Mark Twain

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"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why."
"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed..."
"Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed."
"Yes, Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brain. So far you are correct. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat - at least, not with certainty. If the specimen composition you send is about your fair usual average, I should judge that a couple of whales would be all you would want for the present. Not the largest kind, but simply good middling-sized whales."