Humor quotes by Ronald Reagan

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Quotes by Ronald Reagan in Humor category:

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"Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by 9 o'clock."
"Please tell me you're Republicans."
"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
"[Andrew Jackson] was actually 70 years old when he left the White House…. I know-he told me."
"I was recovering from young Mr Hinckley's unwelcome attentions."
"I think we should keep the grain and export the farmers."
"My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers."
"Do you remember when I said bombing would begin in five minutes? Remember when I fell asleep during my audience with the pope? … Those were the good old days."
"Since I came to the White House I got two hearing aids, a colon operation, skin cancer, a prostate operation and I was shot. The damn thing is, I've never felt better in my life."