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QuoteWorld :: Humor :: George Burns
Quotes by George Burns in Humor category:
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"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman-or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle." 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now-I'm booked." 2.0000 average rating Rate this Quote


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