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QuoteWorld :: Humor :: Fred Allen
Quotes by Fred Allen in Humor category:
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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Batten, Barton, Durstine & Osborne-sounds like a trunk falling down a flight of stairs." 2.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut." 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back." Rate this Quote


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