Humor quotes by Author Unknown

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Quotes by Author Unknown in Humor category:

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"Every survival kit should include a sense of humor."
"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."
"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football."
"The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes."
"Without geography, you're nowhere."
"It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."
"Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years."
"I plan on living forever. So far, so good."
"And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"
"A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted."
"Today is the last day of some of your life."
"A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now."