Humor quotes by Author Unknown

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"A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted."
"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."
"A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now."
"And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes."
"Every survival kit should include a sense of humor."
"I plan on living forever. So far, so good."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."
"The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg."
"Today is the last day of some of your life."
"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football."
"Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years."
"Without geography, you're nowhere."