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"She's got to learn to reconcile herself to being Mrs Aristotle Onassis because the only place she'll find sympathy from now on is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis."
"The gods too are fond of a joke."
"[Find a priest] who understands English and doesn't look like Rasputin."
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