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"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween."
"Computers have lots of memory but no imagination."
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."
"Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software."
"If it draws blood, it's hardware."
"I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere."
"Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?"
"RAM disk is not an installation procedure."
"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks."
"The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord."
"Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it."
"Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups."
"In God we trust, all others we virus scan."
"It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature."
"I just wish my mouth had a backspace key."
"Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software."
"When one bases his life on principle, 99 percent of his decisions are already made."
"Did you ever notice that when you put the words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS?"
"People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women."
"Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension."
"A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it."
"The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them."
"I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!"
"You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God."
"Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman."
"God's last name is not "Dammit."
"I just hope God does not get bored of dreaming me."
"You found God? If nobody claims him in thirty days, he's yours!"
"Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity."
"Some people talk about finding God - as if He could get lost."
"When we lose God, it is not God who is lost."
"Don't question God, for He may reply: "If you're so anxious for answers, come up here."
"If you are not as close to God as you used to be, who moved?"
"Be God or let God."
"Darkness cannot put out the Light. It can only make God brighter."