Computers quotes by Dave Barry

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"RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages."
"Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz."
"Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends you an error message that requires you to call the customer-support hot line and be placed on hold for approximately the life-span of a caribou."
"Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it."
"Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations."
"The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on."