Computers quotes by Author Unknown

Over 15,000 quotations and famous quotes. quotes and quotations

Quotes by Author Unknown in Computers category:

Quote	Rating	Rate
"Computers have lots of memory but no imagination."
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."
"Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software."
"If it draws blood, it's hardware."
"I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere."
"Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?"
"RAM disk is not an installation procedure."
"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks."
"The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord."
"Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it."
"Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups."
"In God we trust, all others we virus scan."
"It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature."
"I just wish my mouth had a backspace key."
"Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software."