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QuoteWorld :: Choice :: Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
Quotes by Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts] in Choice category:
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"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy." 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas." 4.6250 average rating Rate this Quote


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