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"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."	Author Unknown
"When I glimpse the backs of women's knees I seem to hear the first movement of Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony."	Author Unknown
"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap."	Author Unknown
"The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart."	Author Unknown
"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember."	Author Unknown
"Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?"	Germaine Greer
"The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges."	Germaine Greer
"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?"	Zsa Zsa Gabor
"When a woman comes to her glass, she does not employ her time in making herself look more advantageously what she really is, but endeavours to be as much another creature as she possibly can. Whether this happens because they stay so long and attend their work so diligently that they forget the faces and persons which they first sat down with, or whatever it is, they seldom rise from the toilet the same woman they appeared when they began to dress."	Joseph Addison
"Curve: The loveliest distance between two points."	Mae West
"Brains are an asset, if you hide them."	Mae West
"Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another."	George Bernard Shaw
"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."	Bill Maher
"No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy."	Henry Kissinger
"Howiver, I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men."	George Eliot
"I confess that I do not understand the principle on which the power to fix a minimum for the wages of women can be denied by those who admit the power to fix a maximum for their hours of work. I fully assent to the proposition that here as elsewhere the distinctions of the law are distinctions of degree, but I perceive no difference in the kind or degree of interference with liberty, the only matter with which we have any concern, between the one case and the other. The bargain is equally affected whichever half you regulate.... It will need more than the Nineteenth Amendment to convince me that there are no differences between men and women, or that legislation cannot take those differences into account."	Oliver Wendell Holmes
"When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?"	Oliver Wendell Holmes
"I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress."	Steve Martin
"I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four."	Fred Allen
"Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one."	W.C. Fields
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Alphonse Marie Louis de Lamartine	Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh	Art Buchwald
Athenæus	Author Unknown	Barbara Bush
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Bill Maher	Cathleen Douglas	Catullus
Charles Caleb Colton	Charles Dickens	Charles A. Cerami
Charles Kingsley	Clare Boothe Luce	Clive Staples Lewis
Corazón Cojuangco Aquino	Daisy Bates	Dave Barry
Dwight David Eisenhower	Elbert Hubbard	Elizabeth II
Eric Hoffer	Eric Lustbader	Eric Mascall
Erma Louise Bombeck	Franklin P. Adams	Frank H. Crane
Fred Allen	George Bernard Shaw	George Burns
George Eliot	George Herbert Walker Bush	George Jean Nathan
Germaine Greer	Gilbert Keith Chesterton	Giuseppe Mazzini
Harold Bloom	Henry Kissinger	Henry Louis Mencken
Honoré de Balzac	Ian Fleming	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
Jerome Klapka Jerome	Jesse Louis Jackson	Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
John Erskine	John Fellows Akers	John Fitzgerald Kennedy
John Johnson	John Kenneth Galbraith	John W(illiam) Gardner
Joseph Addison	Joseph Conrad	Joseph Joubert
Joseph Mazzini	Jose Ortega y Gasset	Jules Feiffer
Katharine Houghton Hepburn	Lady Nancy Astor	Learned Hand
Leonard Bernstein	Louisa May Alcott	Louis K. Anspacher
Lyndon Baines Johnson	L. Frank Baum	Mae West
Marcel Archard	Margaret Mead	Margaret Atwood
Marguerite de Valois	Martin Luther	Marya Mannes
Mary Catherine Bateson	Mary Ingraham Bunting	Maureen Murphy
Miguel de Cervantes	Mortimer Collins	Nancy Drew
Nancy Friday	Niall MacDermot	Ogden Nash
Oliver Wendell Holmes	Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.	Oscar Wilde
Patricia Roberts Harris	Pauline Frederick	Philip Howard
Quentin Crisp	Richard Milhouse Nixon	Robert Lee Frost
Samuel Taylor Coleridge	Saul Bellow	Scott Bairstow
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette	Sigmund Freud	Steve Martin
Susan B. Anthony	Terry Goodkind	Thomas Moore
Ursula K. LeGuin	W.C. Fields	Will Rogers
Willa Sibert Cather	William Congreve	William Shakespeare
William Edgar Borah	Woody Allen	W(illiam) Somerset Maugham
Zsa Zsa Gabor	(David) Whittaker Chambers	(Joseph) Rudyard Kipling
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