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"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat."	Oscar Wilde
"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."	Oscar Wilde
"She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak."	Woody Allen
"You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?"	Will Rogers
"I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped!"	Author Unknown
"Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."	Author Unknown
"Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake."	Author Unknown
"I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!"	Author Unknown
"Jesus was a typical man - they always say they'll come back but you never see them again."	Author Unknown
"THREE wise men - are you serious?"	Author Unknown
"Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is."	Author Unknown
"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends."	Author Unknown
"Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece."	Author Unknown
"There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance."	Author Unknown
"Men are like a fine wine. They start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."	Author Unknown
"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!"	Author Unknown
"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!"	Author Unknown
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."	Author Unknown
"Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."	Author Unknown
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."	Author Unknown
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Alphonse Marie Louis de Lamartine	Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh	Art Buchwald
Athenæus	Author Unknown	Barbara Bush
Barry Neil Kaufman	Bella Abzug	Betty Naomi Friedan
Bill Maher	Cathleen Douglas	Catullus
Charles Caleb Colton	Charles Dickens	Charles A. Cerami
Charles Kingsley	Clare Boothe Luce	Clive Staples Lewis
Corazón Cojuangco Aquino	Daisy Bates	Dave Barry
Dwight David Eisenhower	Elbert Hubbard	Elizabeth II
Eric Hoffer	Eric Lustbader	Eric Mascall
Erma Louise Bombeck	Franklin P. Adams	Frank H. Crane
Fred Allen	George Bernard Shaw	George Burns
George Eliot	George Herbert Walker Bush	George Jean Nathan
Germaine Greer	Gilbert Keith Chesterton	Giuseppe Mazzini
Harold Bloom	Henry Kissinger	Henry Louis Mencken
Honoré de Balzac	Ian Fleming	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
Jerome Klapka Jerome	Jesse Louis Jackson	Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
John Erskine	John Fellows Akers	John Fitzgerald Kennedy
John Johnson	John Kenneth Galbraith	John W(illiam) Gardner
Joseph Addison	Joseph Conrad	Joseph Joubert
Joseph Mazzini	Jose Ortega y Gasset	Jules Feiffer
Katharine Houghton Hepburn	Lady Nancy Astor	Learned Hand
Leonard Bernstein	Louisa May Alcott	Louis K. Anspacher
Lyndon Baines Johnson	L. Frank Baum	Mae West
Marcel Archard	Margaret Mead	Margaret Atwood
Marguerite de Valois	Martin Luther	Marya Mannes
Mary Catherine Bateson	Mary Ingraham Bunting	Maureen Murphy
Miguel de Cervantes	Mortimer Collins	Nancy Drew
Nancy Friday	Niall MacDermot	Ogden Nash
Oliver Wendell Holmes	Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.	Oscar Wilde
Patricia Roberts Harris	Pauline Frederick	Philip Howard
Quentin Crisp	Richard Milhouse Nixon	Robert Lee Frost
Samuel Taylor Coleridge	Saul Bellow	Scott Bairstow
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette	Sigmund Freud	Steve Martin
Susan B. Anthony	Terry Goodkind	Thomas Moore
Ursula K. LeGuin	W.C. Fields	Will Rogers
Willa Sibert Cather	William Congreve	William Shakespeare
William Edgar Borah	Woody Allen	W(illiam) Somerset Maugham
Zsa Zsa Gabor	(David) Whittaker Chambers	(Joseph) Rudyard Kipling
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