Famous Quotes on Stupidity

Over 15,000 quotations and famous quotes.

QuoteWorld :: Stupidity Search in this category

<< Previous 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 Next >>
Quote	Author	Rating	Rate
"Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness."	Dave Barry
"A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call."	Dave Barry
"I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?"	Dave Barry
"Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies."	Dave Barry
"If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?"	Dave Barry
"Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege."	Dave Barry
"A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"	Dave Barry
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."	Dave Barry
"Look out! Behind you!"	Ralph Waldo Emerson
"It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up."	W. Somerset Maugham
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."	Fran Lebowitz
"There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it."	George Bernard Shaw
"My first love was Cinderella, but she ran off with another man."	Dorothy Parker
"Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose."	Dorothy Parker
"Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!"	Dorothy Parker
"Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction."	Dorothy Parker
"Cleveland? Yes, I spent a week there one day."	Dorothy Parker
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."	Mike Tyson
"You wouldn't have won if we had beaten you."	Yogi Berra
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"	Yogi Berra
<< Previous 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 Next >>

Browse Stupidity quotes by Author:

Abraham Lincoln	Abraham Maslow	Albert Einstein
Alexandre Dumas	Ambrose Bierce	Baron de la Brede et de Montesquieu
Benjamin Franklin	Benjamin "Dizzy" Disraeli	Bernard Berenson
Bertrand Russell	Bill Cosby	Bokonon
Charles Caleb Colton	Charles De Gaulle	Charles J. C. Lyall
Clarence Seward Darrow	Confucius	Dave Barry
Dennis Miller	Doris Fleeson	Dorothy Parker
Douglas Adams	Dwight David Eisenhower	Edwin H. Land
Elbert Hubbard	Epictetus	Erma Louise Bombeck
Fran Lebowitz	Frank Leahy	Gamal Abdel Nasser
General Charles De Gaulle	George Bernard Shaw	George Carlin
Groucho Marx	Gustave Flaubert	Harlan Ellison
Henny Youngman	Henry Ford	Henry Graham Greene
Homer Simpson	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]	Jean de LaBruyere
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe	John F. Kennedy	John Knowles
John Stuart Mill	Jon Bentley	J(ames) William Fulbright
Kahlil Gibran	Katharine Houghton Hepburn	Lee C. Bollinger
Lord Billingsley	Marcus Tullius Cicero	Martin Luther King, Jr.
Maxim Gorky	Mike Tyson	Napolean Bonaparte
Nick Diamos	Oscar Wilde	Ralph Waldo Emerson
Rick Moranis	Rodney Dangerfield	Simone de Beauvoir
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle	Stephen King	Tom Clancy
Vartan Gregorian	Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov	W. Somerset Maugham
Will Rogers	William Wister Haines	Woody Allen
Yogi Berra	Æschylus