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"Be alert... the world needs more lerts."	Woody Allen
"I had an IQ test. The results came back negative."	Woody Allen
"I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear."	Woody Allen
"Death should not be seen as the end but as a very effective way to cut down expenses."	Woody Allen
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."	Woody Allen
"The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it!"	Will Rogers
"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense."	Tom Clancy
"Well actually it's a lot like smoking a cigar, but you don't bite the tip off."	Tom Clancy
"The other day I say a fly walking down the street with his man open."	Tom Clancy
"When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear."	Tom Clancy
"There are four types of men in the world; lovers, opportunists, lookers-on, and imbeciles. The happiest are the imbeciles."	Tom Clancy
"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education."	Bertrand Russell
"I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art."	Kahlil Gibran
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."	Henny Youngman
"Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency."	Henny Youngman
"Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it."	Henny Youngman
"We aim to please... You aim too, please."	Henny Youngman
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."	Dave Barry
"We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00."	Dave Barry
"And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience."	Dave Barry
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Bertrand Russell	Bill Cosby	Bokonon
Charles Caleb Colton	Charles De Gaulle	Charles J. C. Lyall
Clarence Seward Darrow	Confucius	Dave Barry
Dennis Miller	Doris Fleeson	Dorothy Parker
Douglas Adams	Dwight David Eisenhower	Edwin H. Land
Elbert Hubbard	Epictetus	Erma Louise Bombeck
Fran Lebowitz	Frank Leahy	Gamal Abdel Nasser
General Charles De Gaulle	George Bernard Shaw	George Carlin
Groucho Marx	Gustave Flaubert	Harlan Ellison
Henny Youngman	Henry Ford	Henry Graham Greene
Homer Simpson	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]	Jean de LaBruyere
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe	John F. Kennedy	John Knowles
John Stuart Mill	Jon Bentley	J(ames) William Fulbright
Kahlil Gibran	Katharine Houghton Hepburn	Lee C. Bollinger
Lord Billingsley	Marcus Tullius Cicero	Martin Luther King, Jr.
Maxim Gorky	Mike Tyson	Napolean Bonaparte
Nick Diamos	Oscar Wilde	Ralph Waldo Emerson
Rick Moranis	Rodney Dangerfield	Simone de Beauvoir
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle	Stephen King	Tom Clancy
Vartan Gregorian	Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov	W. Somerset Maugham
Will Rogers	William Wister Haines	Woody Allen
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