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"© Copywrong 1995 - All rights reversed."	Homer Simpson
"What was that number for 911 again?"	Homer Simpson
"Oh my god! Space Aliens!!! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids... EAT THEM!!!"	Homer Simpson
"Lisa, you're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all by yourself."	Homer Simpson
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."	Homer Simpson
"The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy."	Douglas Adams
"A day without sunshine is like night."	Douglas Adams
"One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him."	Douglas Adams
"A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and quite a lot of million light years from end to end. As it closed up [...] Two hundred and thirty-nine thousand lightly fried eggs fell out of it...materializing in a large woobly heap on the famine-struck land of Poghril in the Pansel system. The whole Poghril tribe had died out from famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later."	Douglas Adams
"People can have the Model T in any colour - so long as it's black."	Henry Ford
"Twice: Once too often."	Ambrose Bierce
"Can I ask a rhetorical question? Well, can I?"	Ambrose Bierce
"Liberty, n: One of imaginations most precious possessions."	Ambrose Bierce
"Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable."	Ambrose Bierce
"Circus, n: A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to so men, women and children acting the fool."	Ambrose Bierce
"Selfish, adj: Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others."	Ambrose Bierce
"Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offense."	Ambrose Bierce
"Too many piglets not enough tits."	Abraham Lincoln
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"	Woody Allen
"If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out."	Woody Allen
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Bertrand Russell	Bill Cosby	Bokonon
Charles Caleb Colton	Charles De Gaulle	Charles J. C. Lyall
Clarence Seward Darrow	Confucius	Dave Barry
Dennis Miller	Doris Fleeson	Dorothy Parker
Douglas Adams	Dwight David Eisenhower	Edwin H. Land
Elbert Hubbard	Epictetus	Erma Louise Bombeck
Fran Lebowitz	Frank Leahy	Gamal Abdel Nasser
General Charles De Gaulle	George Bernard Shaw	George Carlin
Groucho Marx	Gustave Flaubert	Harlan Ellison
Henny Youngman	Henry Ford	Henry Graham Greene
Homer Simpson	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]	Jean de LaBruyere
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe	John F. Kennedy	John Knowles
John Stuart Mill	Jon Bentley	J(ames) William Fulbright
Kahlil Gibran	Katharine Houghton Hepburn	Lee C. Bollinger
Lord Billingsley	Marcus Tullius Cicero	Martin Luther King, Jr.
Maxim Gorky	Mike Tyson	Napolean Bonaparte
Nick Diamos	Oscar Wilde	Ralph Waldo Emerson
Rick Moranis	Rodney Dangerfield	Simone de Beauvoir
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle	Stephen King	Tom Clancy
Vartan Gregorian	Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov	W. Somerset Maugham
Will Rogers	William Wister Haines	Woody Allen
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