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"I can resist anything but temptation." Oscar Wilde 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx 4.7143 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you want to know where God is ask a drunk." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?" Groucho Marx 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Patience is the art of finding something else to do." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery." Groucho Marx 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light." Groucho Marx 4.9130 average rating Rate this Quote
"If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach." Groucho Marx Rate this Quote
"In the beginning, there was nothing. Then God said, "Let there be light". And there was still nothing but you could see it." Groucho Marx 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty." Groucho Marx 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat." Homer Simpson 2.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth." Homer Simpson 3.4000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs." Homer Simpson 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If a tree falls in the forest on a mime, does anyone care?" Homer Simpson 1.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"British skydiver Alfred Peters collided with a sportplane. Peters broke his foot, while the plane crashed and the four people on board died." Homer Simpson 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?" Homer Simpson 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead." Homer Simpson 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
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