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"When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, 'Why you stupid, stupid bastard!' Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I'd rather be rich than stupid."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret...if you have any sense....And if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid."	Katharine Houghton Hepburn
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."	Elbert Hubbard
"His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his head slowly and puffed his pipe and said that sometimes old stories had a grain or two of truth in them and it was best not to take chances. It was why, he said, he crossed himself whenever a black cat crossed his path."	Stephen King
"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."	Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."	Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."	Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Wars were not made by generations and their special stupidities, but that wars were made instead by something ignorant in the human heart."	John Knowles
"There are only two ways by which to rise in this world, either by one's own industry or by the stupidity of others."	Jean de LaBruyere
"Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity."	Edwin H. Land
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."	Frank Leahy
"There are four things that hold back human progress. Ignorance, stupidity, committees and accountants."	Charles J. C. Lyall
"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives."	John Stuart Mill
"The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents; divine philosophy teaches us to forgive them."	Baron de la Brede et de Montesquieu
"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."	Rick Moranis
"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."	Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov
"The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing."	Gamal Abdel Nasser
"Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose."	Oscar Wilde
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Charles Caleb Colton	Charles De Gaulle	Charles J. C. Lyall
Clarence Seward Darrow	Confucius	Dave Barry
Dennis Miller	Doris Fleeson	Dorothy Parker
Douglas Adams	Dwight David Eisenhower	Edwin H. Land
Elbert Hubbard	Epictetus	Erma Louise Bombeck
Fran Lebowitz	Frank Leahy	Gamal Abdel Nasser
General Charles De Gaulle	George Bernard Shaw	George Carlin
Groucho Marx	Gustave Flaubert	Harlan Ellison
Henny Youngman	Henry Ford	Henry Graham Greene
Homer Simpson	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]	Jean de LaBruyere
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe	John F. Kennedy	John Knowles
John Stuart Mill	Jon Bentley	J(ames) William Fulbright
Kahlil Gibran	Katharine Houghton Hepburn	Lee C. Bollinger
Lord Billingsley	Marcus Tullius Cicero	Martin Luther King, Jr.
Maxim Gorky	Mike Tyson	Napolean Bonaparte
Nick Diamos	Oscar Wilde	Ralph Waldo Emerson
Rick Moranis	Rodney Dangerfield	Simone de Beauvoir
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle	Stephen King	Tom Clancy
Vartan Gregorian	Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov	W. Somerset Maugham
Will Rogers	William Wister Haines	Woody Allen
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