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"A van backed through my windscreen into my wife's face."	Abraham Maslow
"I collided with a stationary lorry coming the other way."	Abraham Maslow
"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it."	Abraham Maslow
"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have."	Abraham Maslow
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and drove into the river."	Abraham Maslow
"The telephone pole was approaching fast and I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front."	Abraham Maslow
"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows."	Abraham Maslow
"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."	Abraham Maslow
"It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb."	Abraham Maslow
"The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg."	Abraham Maslow
"Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture."	Abraham Maslow
"Looking at Capitol Hill is like looking at that Escher picture of the wild geese flying together: makes no fucking sense and occasionally shits on your head."	Dennis Miller
"I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped."	Dennis Miller
"How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching."	Dennis Miller
"When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat."	Dennis Miller
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