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"If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else." Yogi Berra 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it." Yogi Berra 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Everything should be built top-down, except the first time." Yogi Berra Rate this Quote
"50% of the putts that are left short don't go in." Yogi Berra 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"50% of all married people are women" Yogi Berra 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded!" Yogi Berra 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"A reporter once said to John Lennon that Decca would be kicking themselves for rejecting the beatles, Lennon instantly replied, "I hope they kick themselves to death." Yogi Berra 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"Tonight's weather, dark, continuing mostly dark tonight, leading to widely scattered areas of light in the morning." George Carlin 3.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"You know nothing for sure... except the fact that you know nothing for sure." John F. Kennedy 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." Charles De Gaulle 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud." Rodney Dangerfield 4.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail" Abraham Maslow 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" Abraham Maslow 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead." Abraham Maslow 4.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone..." Abraham Maslow 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice." Abraham Maslow 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home." Abraham Maslow 4.8333 average rating Rate this Quote
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished." Abraham Maslow Rate this Quote
"He was all over the road, and I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him." Abraham Maslow Rate this Quote
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car." Abraham Maslow Rate this Quote
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