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"How do you know so much about everything? was asked of a very wise and intelligent man; and the answer was 'By never being afraid or ashamed to ask questions as to anything of which I was ignorant."	Lord Billingsley
"I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know."	Marcus Tullius Cicero
"I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity."	Dwight David Eisenhower
"The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."	Harlan Ellison
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."	Elbert Hubbard
"The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them -which- we are missing."	Gamal Abdel Nasser
"What was that number for 911 again?"	Homer Simpson
"Lisa, you're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all by yourself."	Homer Simpson
"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."	Homer Simpson
"One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him."	Douglas Adams
"The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If it's not going to go up, don't buy it!"	Will Rogers
"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense."	Tom Clancy
"Well actually it's a lot like smoking a cigar, but you don't bite the tip off."	Tom Clancy
"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education."	Bertrand Russell
"I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art."	Kahlil Gibran
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."	Henny Youngman
"Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it."	Henny Youngman
"And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience."	Dave Barry
"I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose."	Dave Barry
"Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved."	Dave Barry
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Clarence Seward Darrow	Confucius	Dave Barry
Dennis Miller	Doris Fleeson	Dorothy Parker
Douglas Adams	Dwight David Eisenhower	Edwin H. Land
Elbert Hubbard	Epictetus	Erma Louise Bombeck
Fran Lebowitz	Frank Leahy	Gamal Abdel Nasser
General Charles De Gaulle	George Bernard Shaw	George Carlin
Groucho Marx	Gustave Flaubert	Harlan Ellison
Henny Youngman	Henry Ford	Henry Graham Greene
Homer Simpson	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]	Jean de LaBruyere
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe	John F. Kennedy	John Knowles
John Stuart Mill	Jon Bentley	J(ames) William Fulbright
Kahlil Gibran	Katharine Houghton Hepburn	Lee C. Bollinger
Lord Billingsley	Marcus Tullius Cicero	Martin Luther King, Jr.
Maxim Gorky	Mike Tyson	Napolean Bonaparte
Nick Diamos	Oscar Wilde	Ralph Waldo Emerson
Rick Moranis	Rodney Dangerfield	Simone de Beauvoir
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle	Stephen King	Tom Clancy
Vartan Gregorian	Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov	W. Somerset Maugham
Will Rogers	William Wister Haines	Woody Allen
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