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"24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?"	Groucho Marx
"50% of all married people are women"	Yogi Berra
"50% of the putts that are left short don't go in."	Yogi Berra
"A day without sunshine is like night."	Douglas Adams
"A good man can be stupid and still be good. But a bad man must have brains."	Maxim Gorky
"A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and quite a lot of million light years from end to end. As it closed up [...] Two hundred and thirty-nine thousand lightly fried eggs fell out of it...materializing in a large woobly heap on the famine-struck land of Poghril in the Pansel system. The whole Poghril tribe had died out from famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later."	Douglas Adams
"A man who does not know foreign language is ignorant of his own."	Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."	Abraham Maslow
"A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"	Dave Barry
"A reporter once said to John Lennon that Decca would be kicking themselves for rejecting the beatles, Lennon instantly replied, "I hope they kick themselves to death."	Yogi Berra
"A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call."	Dave Barry
"A van backed through my windscreen into my wife's face."	Abraham Maslow
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."	Bill Cosby
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished."	Abraham Maslow
"An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead."	Homer Simpson
"And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience."	Dave Barry
"Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offense."	Ambrose Bierce
"Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals."	Dave Barry
"Be alert... the world needs more lerts."	Woody Allen
"Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant."	Epictetus
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Alexandre Dumas	Ambrose Bierce	Baron de la Brede et de Montesquieu
Benjamin Franklin	Benjamin "Dizzy" Disraeli	Bernard Berenson
Bertrand Russell	Bill Cosby	Bokonon
Charles Caleb Colton	Charles De Gaulle	Charles J. C. Lyall
Clarence Seward Darrow	Confucius	Dave Barry
Dennis Miller	Doris Fleeson	Dorothy Parker
Douglas Adams	Dwight David Eisenhower	Edwin H. Land
Elbert Hubbard	Epictetus	Erma Louise Bombeck
Fran Lebowitz	Frank Leahy	Gamal Abdel Nasser
General Charles De Gaulle	George Bernard Shaw	George Carlin
Groucho Marx	Gustave Flaubert	Harlan Ellison
Henny Youngman	Henry Ford	Henry Graham Greene
Homer Simpson	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]	Jean de LaBruyere
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe	John F. Kennedy	John Knowles
John Stuart Mill	Jon Bentley	J(ames) William Fulbright
Kahlil Gibran	Katharine Houghton Hepburn	Lee C. Bollinger
Lord Billingsley	Marcus Tullius Cicero	Martin Luther King, Jr.
Maxim Gorky	Mike Tyson	Napolean Bonaparte
Nick Diamos	Oscar Wilde	Ralph Waldo Emerson
Rick Moranis	Rodney Dangerfield	Simone de Beauvoir
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle	Stephen King	Tom Clancy
Vartan Gregorian	Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov	W. Somerset Maugham
Will Rogers	William Wister Haines	Woody Allen
Yogi Berra	Æschylus