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"Too many piglets not enough tits." Abraham Lincoln 2.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail" Abraham Maslow 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" Abraham Maslow 4.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead." Abraham Maslow 4.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"I can see clearly now, the brain is gone..." Abraham Maslow 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice." Abraham Maslow 4.8182 average rating Rate this Quote
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home." Abraham Maslow 4.8333 average rating Rate this Quote
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished." Abraham Maslow Rate this Quote
"He was all over the road, and I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him." Abraham Maslow Rate this Quote
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car." Abraham Maslow Rate this Quote
"A van backed through my windscreen into my wife's face." Abraham Maslow Rate this Quote
"I collided with a stationary lorry coming the other way." Abraham Maslow Rate this Quote
"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my hand through it." Abraham Maslow Rate this Quote
"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have." Abraham Maslow 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and drove into the river." Abraham Maslow 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The telephone pole was approaching fast and I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front." Abraham Maslow 2.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some cows." Abraham Maslow Rate this Quote
"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him." Abraham Maslow 4.3333 average rating Rate this Quote
"It is unfortunate to consider all lawyers as natural Satanists many are just dumb." Abraham Maslow 5.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg." Abraham Maslow 1.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
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