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"When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football."
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"The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg."
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"A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now."
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"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes."
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"Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years."
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"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
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"If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use?"
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"One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying."
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"A drug is that substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report."
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"Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive."
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"Don't take your organs to heaven with you. Heaven knows we need them here."
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"Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet."
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"People who look through keyholes are apt to get the idea that most things are keyhole shaped."
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"If you're being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade."
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"Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?"
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"The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it."
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"A hole is nothing at all, but you can still break your neck in it."
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"There are always three sides to every story: your side, the other side, and the truth."
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"It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe."
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"When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave."
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