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"Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?"	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when someone kills someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, 'Hey, good job.'"	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"One thing about my Aunt Nadie: She was gruff on the outside, but if you ever needed something, like a spanking or a scolding, she'd give it to you."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our 'friend.'"	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, pick up the telephone, and dial. My phone would ring, and it would be him, but it was just this squawking and cheeping. 'What?! What?!' I would yell back, but he never did speak English."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's understood that you mean lengthwise loaves. Otherwise, it makes no sense."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be thinking about getting more use out of the weapons we already have."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
"I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands."	Jack Handey [Deep Thoughts]
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