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"Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs."	Author Unknown
"Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence."	Author Unknown
"If your husband and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?"	Author Unknown
"It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?"	Author Unknown
"Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with a relative."	Author Unknown
"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't."	Author Unknown
"Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator."	Author Unknown
"No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse."	Author Unknown
"If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws."	Author Unknown
"Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"	Author Unknown
"Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand."	Author Unknown
"Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner."	Charles Caleb Colton
"For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked."	Bill Cosby
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."	Henny Youngman
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."	Henny Youngman
"Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do."	Zsa Zsa Gabor
"I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man."	Benjamin Disraeli
"No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married."	Benjamin Disraeli
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."	Mae West
"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."	Mae West
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