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"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."	Oscar Wilde
"Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same."	Oscar Wilde
"Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake."	Elbert Hubbard
"Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join."	Elbert Hubbard
"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does."	Groucho Marx
"Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two."	Ambrose Bierce
"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."	Woody Allen
"Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools."	William Congreve
"Courtship to marriage is as a very witty prologue to a very dull play."	William Congreve
"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."	Will Rogers
"A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors."	Benjamin Franklin
"The total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution."	Bertrand Russell
"Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work."	Author Unknown
"Divorce: The past tense of marriage."	Author Unknown
"English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation."	Author Unknown
"Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."	Author Unknown
"Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity."	Author Unknown
"Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress."	Author Unknown
"Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers."	Author Unknown
"Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie."	Author Unknown
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Gloria Steinem	Groucho Marx	Henny Youngman
Mae West	Oscar Wilde	Robert Frost
W. Somerset Maugham	Will Rogers	William Congreve
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