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"Men are apt to offend ('tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive." William Congreve 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The problem with political jokes is that they get elected." George Bernard Shaw 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech." George Bernard Shaw 4.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure--that is all that agnosticism means." Clarence Seward Darrow 3.9000 average rating Rate this Quote
"To limit the press is to insult a nation; to prohibit reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves." Claude Adrien Helvetius 3.8333 average rating Rate this Quote
"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it." Mark Twain 3.8000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I wanted any shit from you, I'd scrape it off your dick!" George Bernard Shaw 3.5556 average rating Rate this Quote
"Only cowards insult dying majesty." Aesop 3.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever." Woody Allen 3.4000 average rating Rate this Quote
"Dustin Farnum: "I've never been better! In the last act yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats." Oliver Herford: "How clever of you to think of it." O, she is the antidote to desire." William Congreve 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"If I found her floating in my pool, I'd punish my dog." Yoko Ono 3.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"He's a male chauvinistic piglet." Groucho Marx 1.7500 average rating Rate this Quote
"I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse would have been ridiculous, doing anything with the American flag would have been insulting, and Cadillac hub caps were just too uncomfortable." (speaking about the dress she wore made of American Express Cards)" Lizzy Gardiner 1.6667 average rating Rate this Quote
"Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world." Groucho Marx 1.5000 average rating Rate this Quote
"The cover of this book are too far apart." Ambrose Bierce 1.0000 average rating Rate this Quote
"He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them." Henny Youngman Rate this Quote
"Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve." George Bernard Shaw Rate this Quote
"Women want mediocre men. And men are working hard to become as medicore as possible." Margaret Mead Rate this Quote
"Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept a guy with a big white beard hawking his own custom blend of saw palmetto and squirrel dandruff that it is to hear a real doctor telling us to lay off the big macs, and get off our fat asses and take a walk every decade or so." Dennis Miller Rate this Quote
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